Last Night Was Awful

Well, the gig at the strip club did not go well last night.  No one was paying attention to anything I was saying.  People were yelling at me and telling me to get off the stage.  Some even asked me to show parts of my anatomy that didn't exist.  I was humiliated.  I had no idea this comedy thing would be so hard.

I went on with no real plan really.  I just thought I would go up and say funny things like at work when I used to work at the copy shop.  I had no idea that you need jokes.

*Note to self:

Collect free beer before performance.

Thank God my father didn't show up, although I sure could have used the ride home.