I QUIT!

Well, I did it.  I quit my job at the copy place to become a stand-up comic.  They can stuff that job for all I care.  Before I left, I borrowed some of their office supplies to draw up a three year plan.

Year 1.   Get discovered    

Year 2.  Get on Jay Leno Show. (or Carson Daly if things don't work out)

Year 3.  HBO Special